The World's Worst Hitman

A hopelessly unlcucky hitman is interrogated by 2 detectives, but there's a problem. He hasn't actually killed anyone.

Cast

Chris Wilson

as Joel Sparks

Brook Pritchard

as Detective

John Spindler

as Detective

William Douglas

as Construction Worker

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