Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Cast

Phil Caracas

as Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi

as Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton

as Mary Magnum

Tim Devries

as Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll

as Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace

as Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance

as Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones

as Father Alban

Mike Funk

as Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron

as Blind Jimmy Leper

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