The story of one ned's desperate attempts to preserve the filth of his rotten town, Oldburgh.

Ross Milne
as Bradley

Carey Means
as The Haggis

Eric Roberts
as Eric Roberts

Aaron Jeffcoate
as Davey

Sarah Tearle
as Melanie

Ewan Craig
as Interviewer

Sam Rintoul
as Narrator

Mason David Gray
as Jakey Mark

Simon Bugg
as Narrator

MJ Raitt
as Orb to Be