The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa

Four carolling children meet Jesus and Santa Claus and learn the true meaning of Christmas.

Cast

Trey Parker

as Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh / Santa (voice)

Matt Stone

as Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Jesus (voice)

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