Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.

Cast

Molly C. Quinn

as Gretel

Michael Welch

as Hansel

Lara Flynn Boyle

as Agnes/The Witch

Cary Elwes

as The Meter Man

Lochlyn Munro

as Officer Ritter

Yancy Butler

as Officer Hart

Bianca Saad

as Bianca

Edward Zo

as Teenager #1

Andrew James Allen

as Ashton

Reynaldo Gallegos

as Carlos

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