Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

Cocky cockney snooker player Billy Kid accepts the challenge of a grudge match from Maxwell Randall (the Green Baize Vampire), six times world champion; the loser will never play professional snooker again.

Cast

Phil Daniels

as Billy the Kid

Alun Armstrong

as Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire

Bruce Payne

as T.O, The One

Don Henderson

as The Wednesday Man

Eve Ferret

as Mrs Randall

Louise Gold

as Miss Sullivan

Richard Ridings

as Egyptian

Zoot Money

as Supersonic Sam

Neil McCaul

as Big Jack Jay

David Foxxe

as The Spooke

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