Never Touched Me!

At the Killjoy Cafe, "everything is first class except the food and the service."

Cast

Harold Lloyd

as The Boy

Harry 'Snub' Pollard

as Jealous Admirer

Bebe Daniels

as Love Interest / “Princess Sapphire”

Sammy Brooks

as Little Man

Lige Conley

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