Both a parody of Wayne's World and its own functioning skit show. Young rockers Will and Luke introduce three self-starring short films: Chris and Bart Find America, The Time Machine, and FPS: POTUS. In between, they also perform rap songs "Oreo," "Time Machine," and "Heads in the Water," under the stage names of Pasty White and Raw Toast.

Will Boese
as Will / Christopher Columbus / Pasty White / Agent Huey

Luke Gerdes
as Luke / Bartholomew Columbus / Raw Toast

Evan W. Gerdes
as The President (FPS: POTUS Segment)