After an eventful morning in the bathroom, Patrick's life is changed forever. Now he must go on a quest to recover a sacred artefact.

Mark Tracey
as Patrick Campbell

Dominic Thompson
as Geoff Williams

Geneviève Lowe
as Davina Davenport

Edward Thorpe
as Mario

Andy M Milligan
as Relic Joe

Hugh Blackwood
as Cardinal Yentumi

Sarah Rorbach
as Police Officer

Shane Grant
as Security Guard

Aimee Gebhard
as Selfie Girl

Sam Redfield
as Vatican Guard