It's the Old Army Game

Druggist Elmer Prettywillie is sleeping. A woman rings the night bell only to buy a two-cent stamp. Then garbage collectors waken him. Next it's firemen on a false alarm. And then a real fire.

Cast

W.C. Fields

as Elmer Prettywillie

Louise Brooks

as Mildred Marshall

Blanche Ring

as Tessie Overholt

William Gaxton

as George Parker

Mary Foy

as Sarah Pancoast

Mickey Bennett

as Mickey

Josephine Dunn

as Society Bather

Jack Luden

as Society Bather

Elise Cavanna

as Near-sighted Woman

George Currie

as Artist

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