The Two Big Cats O'Nine Tails... and a Half in Amsterdam

Franco and Ciccio, two journalists, are sent to Amsterdam to investigate a mysterious murder. After having managed to infiltrate the libertine circles of the city, the two take a compromising photo that will get them into trouble.

Cast

Franco Franchi

as Franco, il fotografo

Ciccio Ingrassia

as Ciccio, il giornalista

Joan Harwich

Luciano Pigozzi

as scagnozzo di Berger

Luigi Bonos

as Big-Bon

Umberto D'Orsi

as poliziotto

Antonio La Raina

as commissario olandese

Luca Sportelli

as interpol italiano

Gianni Pulone

Enzo Andronico

as Berger

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