9 Dead Gay Guys

The story of two lads from Belfast as they stumble their way through the London gay underworld in search of 'gainful employment'. This being the offering of sexual favours to older gay men in order to subsidise their respective giros. 9 Dead Gay Guys is a high-camp send-up of gay stereotypes.

Cast

Glen Mulhern

as Kenny

Brendan Mackey

as Byron

Karen Sharman

as The Iron Lady

Simon Godley

as Golders Green

Raymond Griffiths

as The Desperate Dwarf

Steven Berkoff

as Jeff

Michael Praed

as The Queen

Vas Blackwood

as Donkey-Dick Dark

Carol Decker

as Jeff's Wife

Abdala Keserwani

as Dick-Cheese Deepak

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