Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.

Takeshi Kitano
as Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyōno
as Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto
as Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi
as Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima
as Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe
as TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa
as Self

Naomasa Musaka
as Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda
as Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda
as Film Director