There's No Fish Food in Heaven

Mona wishes for her life to change, and it does, in a big way--only it gets worse: her somewhat-crazy boyfriend mails himself to her, and when she opens the box with scissors, she accidentally kills him.

Cast

Fairuza Balk

as Mona

Noah Taylor

as Jeff

Téa Leoni

as Landeene

Patrick Dempsey

as The Stranger

Debi Mazar

as Rosie

Jeffrey Jones

as Minister Pete

James Le Gros

as D.J.

Udo Kier

as Rocky

Caroline Aaron

as Venessa

K. Todd Freeman

as Stan / Suzie

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