The year is 1904; the setting is Cockshute Towers, one of England's stateliest homes. When the household is threatened with bankruptcy, both the masters and the servants are prepared to co-operate in trying to find some cash - after all, most of them are enjoying liaisons of one kind or another among themselves, and none have any desire to give up their rewarding way of life...

Jack Wild
as Peregrine Cockshute

Mark Singleton
as Lord Cockshute

Sue Longhurst
as Lady Cockshute

William Rushton
as Snotty Shuttleworth

Diana Dors
as Daisy Dureneck

John Blythe
as Francis Dureneck

Mary Millington
as Polly

Olivia Munday
as Lady Kitty Cockshute

Seretta Wilson
as Betsy Ann Dureneck

Peter Halliday
as P.C. Harbottle / Old Harbottle