Don't Tell Her It's Me

Gus is a fat cartoonist that recently won a battle against cancer, which explains his baldness. But he is also lonely. Therefore, his caring sister tries to set him up with suitable woman. But to do so, she must turn him into an irresistible man. When he falls in love with Emily, Gus takes the identity of a mysterious biker from New Zealand.

Cast

Steve Guttenberg

as Gus Kubicek / Lobo Murunga

Jami Gertz

as Emily Pear

Shelley Long

as Lizzie Potts

Kyle MacLachlan

as Trout Potts

Kevin Scannell

as Mitchell

Mädchen Amick

as Mandy

Beth Grant

as Babette

Caroline Lund

as Annabelle 'Piglet' Potts

Sally Lund

as Annabelle 'Piglet' Potts

Laura Alcalde

as Bartender

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