Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive

A man is hired by a group of people he believes to be gangsters to escort a briefcase from America to Hong Kong. When he arrives, however, his contact is nowhere to be found. With no further instructions, he decides to take in the sights of Hong Kong, which consist of him taking part in a great deal of blood, sex and general weirdness, all while wearing a briefcase handcuffed to his arm.

Cast

Victor Wong

as Blind Man

Lo Lieh

as Pianist

Lo Wei

as Big Boss

Spencer Nakasako

as Yat Boon Jai

Cora Miao

as Money

Allen Fong

as Taxi Driver

Cheng Kwun-Min

as Uncle Cheng

Lam Chung

as Ex-Red Guard

Chan Kim-Wan

as Duck Killer

John Chan

as The Son-in-Law

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