Hans en die Rooinek

Hans and Sydney are on a bus tour to the Cape. Hans is Afrikaans; Sydney is English. They chat up two pretty young women - and also quarrel between themselves all the way. Finally the tour guide kicks them off, forcing the two men to walk back to Johannesburg hoping that, despite the language barrier, they can finally get along.

Cast

Jamie Uys

as Hans Botha

Bob Courtney

as Sidney Spring

Wynona Cheyney

as Ann Taylor

Emsie Botha

as Martie du Toit

Willem Loots

as Bus conductor

Willie Herbst

as The Democrat

Christo Gerber

as Race organiser

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