Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

In this wacky comedy, teen-aged Tony (Bentley C. Mitchum) has never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.

Cast

Christopher Mitchum

as Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg

Angela Alvarado

as Angela

John Hillerman

as Pfarrer

Julia Kent

as KX 3

Corinna Drews

as Ida

Amadeus August

as Anführer der Spione

Käte Jaenicke

as Gundula

John van Dreelen

as Geyer

Ernest Borgnine

as Bischof

Arthur Brauss

as Colonel

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