Dick Figures: The Movie

Two best friends, Red and Blue, risk everything to find the greatest treasure of all time.

Cast

Ed Skudder

as Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)

Zack Keller

as Blue / Narrator / Trollz0r / Shaw (voice)

Eric Bauza

as Lord Takagami (voice)

Ben Tuller

as Lord Tourettes (voice)

Shea Logsdon

as Pink (voice)

Mike Nassar

as Broseph (voice)

Chad Quandt

as Chad-Gendarmerie (voice)

Lauren Kay Sokolov

as Stacy (voice)

Nick Ainsworth

as Umbrella Salesman (voice)

Nick Keller

as Zack Keller / Nikos (voice)

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