The Adventures of Gerard

Based on satirical short stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle about a vain, egotistical Etienne Gerard, a French brigadier serving during the Napoleonic Wars. He thinks he's the best soldier and lover that ever lived and intends to prove it.

Cast

Peter McEnery

as Col. Etienne Gerard (Hussars of Conflans)

Claudia Cardinale

as Teresa, Countess of Morales

Eli Wallach

as Napoleon Bonaparte

Jack Hawkins

as Marshal Millefleurs (Renegade English Officer)

Mark Burns

as Col. Russell (Coldstream Guards)

Norman Rossington

as Sgt. Papilette (Hussars of Conflans)

John Neville

as Duke of Wellington

Paolo Stoppa

as Santarem, Count of Morales

Ivan Desny

as Gen. Lassalle

Leopoldo Trieste

as Marshal Henri Massena

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