La calandria

The luxurious Livio bets with the lord of the city to seduce a young bride in a month, at the cost of his genitals.

Cast

Lando Buzzanca

as Lidio

Barbara Bouchet

as Lucrezia

Salvo Randone

as Calandro

Agostina Belli

as Fulvia

Mario Scaccia

as Ruffo

Giusi Raspani Dandolo

as madre di Calandro

Cesare Gelli

as Ferruccio Consagra

Maria Grazia Spina

as Clizia, la cameriera

Roberto Antonelli

as Tessenio

Franco Fantasia

as il bargello

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