The Nine Ages of Nakedness

A man attempts to deal with the bevy of naked beauties who have been bothering his family for generations.

Cast

Charles Gray

as Narrator

George Harrison Marks

as Nine Roles

Bruno Elrington

as The Leader (segment "The Stone Age")

June Palmer

as The Girlfriend (segment "The Stone Age")

Sue Bond

as Serving Girl

Maj-Britt Mannson

as The Secretary (segment "The Stone Age")

Julian Orchard

as The Pharaoh (segment "The Egyptians")

Carol Hamilton

as Queen Nefertiti (segment "The Egyptians")

Max Bacon

as Yossel (segment "The Egyptians")

Patricia Kluge

as The Dancer (segment "The Egyptians")

Reviews

Similar Movies

Some Like It Hot

Two musicians witness a mob hit and struggle to find a way out of the city. Their only opportunity comes in the form of joining an all-girl band as they prepare to leave on a tour. The two disguise themselves as women and struggle to keep their identities secret as they deal with the problems this brings.

⭐ 8.1

Lend Me Your Wife

Alex Fortini, a transplant to Milan, lives behind his lover who owns an advertising agency. When his wife, who had left five years ago, reappears, fearing that she will want to ask him for a divorce and alimony, he unwittingly gets into a lot of trouble.

⭐ 3.1

American Pie

At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.

⭐ 6.6

Les chatouilleuses

Central America in 1915. It is the age of revolutions, tyranny, captains and colonels in a small provincial town that is often invaded by some revolutionary group or other. There is a brothel of which the Madame Simone and most of the girls, are French. Many of the girls are in love with rebel leader Carlos Ribas and when government troops re-occupy the area, they hide him. When the soldiers discover him, they take both him and the girls prisoner. The governor sends the girls out in a cart to amuse the troops, but they manage to escape along the way and take refuge in a convent where they take over the nuns.

⭐ 3.4

Master of Love

The wise and experienced maestro in the arts of love imparting his knowledge and techniques to a younger man before he dies.

⭐ 4.0

Decamerone '300

Italian sex comedy based on the tales of the Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio. The squire John Attelano eager to put his son Falcotto on track, makes him marry Firdalba, the Rampaldi daughter. The newlyweds will receive 15,000 florins on condition that she reaches the altar a virgin and that he did not betray. On the day awaited the bride arrives at the church accompanied by the nurse and the Toro servant, but before reaching the surgeon who has to establish his virginity, was repeatedly raped. At the expense will Falcotto and future father in law.

⭐ 4.4

The Private Lesson

Alessandro has a thing or two to learn. Carroll Baker, in her role, is the perfect teacher.

⭐ 5.6

The First Time

A young film student pursues a woman while studying under a bizarre, eccentric film professor.

⭐ 4.2

Drei Dirndl in Paris

Three frivolous girls travel to Paris in the course of a student exchange and plunge into every imaginable erotic adventure.

⭐ 6.3

Six Swedish Girls in Alps

This comedy has everyone's favorite 6 Swedish gals enjoying their stay in the alps. When the girls aren't enjoying the pleasure of their own company they're out having a good time with nearly everyone else in town.

⭐ 6.6

The Quack and His Fast Daughters

Arriving in an alpine village a crook is mistaken for a recently deceased doctor and decides to impersonate him. Three girls stranded in the same village are sheltered by the "doctor" and naked German hilarity inevitably ensues.

⭐ 4.3

The Pussy in the Bathhouse

Three Bavarians travel to Bangkok, allegedly to start exporting German beer there. But the local vicar hears that they only go there to have fun and follow them to watch over them.

⭐ 2.4

The Naked Wytche

The Grimm Bros. tale of the brother and sister who wander into a witches' house, but told with a more adult slant (in other words, lots of nudity).

⭐ 2.5

Wild and Beautiful on Ibiza

Michael and Suzie are an engaged couple taking their honeymoon off the coast of Spain. Their reservations are lost and Michael loses their luggage and money to a scam artist promising to get them a room. Suzie berates him and Michael, disenchanted with his nagging wife-to-be, gives in to the temptations that are all around them. He falls in with a free-wheeling motorcycle gang. Eventually his lover leaves him (Hemingway-style) for a bullfighter, and he and Suzie, having found their wild and independent spirit on the island, come back together.

⭐ 3.4

Swinging Wives

Sex comedy about lonely housewives and their activities while the husband is away. It’s a series of vignettes connected by documentary-style interviews with people on the street. The eroticism relies completely on nudity, not altogether different from British sex comedies of the era.

⭐ 4.4

Swap Meet at the Love Shack

When you're as pretty as Iris, choose an analysis of the love market as your doctoral thesis and also want to gain practical experience, you have to expect to get involved in delicate and not always entirely safe, but at least amusing situations. And since Iris can't manage all these love adventures alone, she enlists her circle of friends to help her with her research...

⭐ 3.3

Love 'n' Leather Pants

Rosemarie, called Rosi, and her colleague Uli have worked as waitresses in a strip club in downtown Munich. Now the disused shop has been closed by the police for reasons of custom and decency.

⭐ 1.7

Bohr weiter, Kumpel!

Egon Kappes has a problem. For years, the honest and righteous mountain man has played the lottery with his buddies, and for once he has a winning ticket! But Egon can't find the ticket, and his buddies only have a few days before they have to pay back the usurious "butcher of loans" Noppeney. As the financial situation becomes more dire, Egon forgets about the search for the ticket, and pimps out his wife Erna (Alena Penz) in a brothel of women (run by Elisabeth Volkmann). They go on a shopping spree while completely forgetting about the loan. After a mental breakdown and being committed to a psychiatric clinic, Egon "comes across" two self-sacrificing nurses Monika and Veronica (Uschi Karnat), who help him remember where the winning lottery ticket was placed...

⭐ 3.1

Love Apprentices

One of the many German "report" sexploitation films from the early 1970s, with the only distinction that it focuses on female apprentices instead of schoolgirls.

⭐ 5.3

Practice Makes Perfect

When the good citizens are already in bed, things get busy at the local pub. The regulars have a lot going on and no skirt is too short and no girl too young for these horny guys. Of course, things can go wrong, especially when the girls are willing but inexperienced and the punters are too lascivious. Fortunately, there is a disreputable but very popular establishment in the small town. There you can let off steam to your heart's content.

⭐ 1.0