Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.

Chris Lemmon
as Albert Zack

Nicholas Saunders
as T.B. Dumore

Marilyn Joi
as Debbie Winter

Carole Davis
as Contessa Bazzini

Samantha Fox
as Female Reporter

Ron Jeremy
as Male Reporter

Dolly Dollar
as Christina Werner

Corinne Wahl
as Cheryl Westwood

Andrew MacMillan
as President Foster

Pat Finnegan
as First Lady