Me and Him

A man's enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he's completely insane.

Cast

Griffin Dunne

as Bert Uttanzi

Ellen Greene

as Annette Uttanzi

Kelly Bishop

as Mrs. Aramis

Carey Lowell

as Janet Anderson

Kim Flowers

as Corazon

Bill Raymond

as Humphrey

David Alan Grier

as Peter Conklin

Kara Glover

as Juliette

Rocco Sisto

as Art Strong

Nancy Giles

as Martella

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