In a spoof on the contemporary sacred cons, two yuppy couples get entangled with warring smugglers of dope that include fake priests and nuns as well as Japanese and Chinese agents.

Christopher de Leon
as Johnny

Charo Santos
as Melanie (as Charo Santos)

Jay Ilagan
as Nonong

Sandy Andolong
as Nancy

Boboy Garrovillo
as Omota

Johnny Delgado
as Pinoy Master

Armida Siguion-Reyna
as Madame Lily

Leo Martinez
as Fr. Blanco

Moody Diaz
as Aling Melody / Virgie

Joe Jardi
as Wagner (as Joe Jardi)