We'll Never Have Paris

Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."

Cast

Simon Helberg

as Quinn

Melanie Lynskey

as Devon

Zachary Quinto

as Jameson

Judith Light

as Jean

Maggie Grace

as Kelsey

Alfred Molina

as Terry

Jason Ritter

as Kurt

Meredith Hagner

as Leah

Geoffrey Cantor

as Neighbor

Dana Ivey

as Francoise

Reviews

Kamurai

Decent watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. I like Simon Helberg as an actor, but there is so little about this character that makes me care about him at all. And I like Melanie Lynskey, as an actor, and she's pretty too, but with Maggie Grace and her character, even from his ...

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