Bad Johnson

With women practically throwing themselves at him, Rich can’t control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body.

Cast

Cam Gigandet

as Rich Johnson

Nick Thune

as Rich's Penis

Katherine Cunningham

as Lindsay Young

Kevin Miller

as Josh Nelson

Jessica Joy

as Emily

Katie Rich

as Samantha

Holly Houk

as Kimi

Jamie Chung

as Jamie

Bradley Grant Smith

as Former Best Friend

George Lako

as Strip Club Patron

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