At the Tromaville Institute of Technology's nuclear plant, Prof. Holt has perfected "subhumanoids": living beings without emotions who perform menial tasks. When school reporter Roger Smith meets a beautiful subhumanoid named Victoria, they fall in love and he becomes determined to save her and the school from a giant mutant squirrel, Tromie.

Brick Bronsky
as Roger Smith

Lisa Gaye
as Professor Holt

Leesa Rowland
as Victoria

Michael Kurtz
as Yoke

Scott Resnick
as Dean Okra

Shelby Shepard
as Professor Jones

Jackie Moen
as Diane / Bald Subhumanoid

Robert Dawson
as Murray

Phil Rivo
as Harvey / Malathion Man

Erica Frank
as Tour Guide