Gary Starke is one of the best ticket scalpers in New York City. His girlfriend, Linda, doesn't approve of his criminal lifestyle, though, and dumps him when she gets the opportunity to study cooking in Paris. Gary realizes that he has to give up scalping if he has any chance of winning her back. But before he does, he wants to cash out on one last big score. He gets his chance when the pope announces he'll be performing Easter Mass at Yankee Stadium.

Andy Garcia
as Gary Starke

Andie MacDowell
as Linda Palinski

Richard Bradford
as Benny Moran

Alice Drummond
as Lady with Cash

Fred Asparagus
as Zeus

Louis Mustillo
as Harry the Head

Anita Elliott
as Refund Lady at the Met

Patrick Breen
as San Diego Vinnie

Laura Harris
as Alice / 'Cyclops'

Don Novello
as Tony