Ronnie, Wal, Andy and Vic are four bored, unemployed teens in dreary, rainy Glasgow. Ronnie comes up with a great idea. He has noticed that stainless steel sinks are worth a lot of money and comes up with a complicated scheme: to steal sinks from a warehouse dressed as girls and using a stop-motion-potion.

Robert Buchanan
as Ronnie

Billy Greenlees
as Wal

John Hughes
as Vic

John Gordon Sinclair
as Andy

Drew Burns
as Pete

Eddie Burt
as Eddie the Driver

Derek Millar
as Bobby

Eric Joseph
as The Wee Man

Douglas Sannachan
as Simmy

Alan Love
as Alec