Faustus is a clerk in St. John's at the Newfoundland Department of Education. He dreams of becoming ruler of Newfoundland and seceding from Canada. In the real world, Faustus' boss Eddie Peddle plans to indoctrinate the citizenry of Newfoundland with a cult-like geometric theory known as Total Education, but Peddle may be foiled by the revelation of a secret from his past career.

Andy Jones
as Faustus Bidgood

Greg Malone
as Vasily Bogdanovittch Shagoff

Robert Joy
as Eddie Peddle

Brian Downey
as Fred Bonia-Coombs

Maisie Rillie
as Phillys Meaney

Mary Walsh
as Heady Nolan

Beni Malone
as Henry Harry

Tommy Sexton
as Frank Dollar

Cathy Jones
as Margaret Mary Stackdeck

Judy Parsons
as Ina Fudge