Bimbo Movie Bash

This movie is a great compilation of the very silliest clips from some of the most awful "bimbo movies" of the past twenty years. It is laughably cheap. The only things added are some subtitles, dubing, and music. Made up from such fine films as "Assault of the Killer Bimbos". They are stringed together to form a "plot" about aliens. Lots of pointless nudity, but it is somewhat well-paced. Stay for the final credits, which the narrator narrates.

Cast

Ian Abercrombie

as Dr. Dorn

Adrienne Barbeau

as Dr. Kurtz

Michelle Bauer

as Amanda

Roxanne Blaze

as Xena

Sara Suzanne Brown

as Rena

Troy Donahue

as Dr. Ackerman (archive footage)

Joe Estevez

as Joe (archive footage)

Morgan Fairchild

as Camella Swales

Bill Maher

as Jim (archive footage)

Elizabeth Kaitan

as Lulu

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