Bite School

Playboy millionaire, Tony Canoni, is caught between a satanic vampire cult and the Yakuza, but taking on undead blood suckers and the Japanese mafia isn't as hard as studying for his GED test at Night School. Based on a true story. Except the mafia part. We all know that there are no such things as the "Japanese".

Cast

Butch Patrick

as Butch

John Dugan

as Henry

Frank Mullen

as Vinny

Genoveva Rossi

as Suck-A-Rella

Edward X. Young

Jasmin St. Claire

as Elizabeth

David Peel

as David Peel

Stu Block

as Craig

Sarah French

as Kelly

Karl Sanders

as Ron

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