Yoga Hosers

Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

Cast

Lily-Rose Depp

as Colleen Collette

Harley Quinn Smith

as Colleen McKenzie

Natasha Lyonne

as Tabitha

Adam Brody

as Ichabod

Vanessa Paradis

as Ms. Maurice

Ashley Greene

as 'Peg Mom

Justin Long

as Yogi Bayer

Ralph Garman

as Old Man Arcane

Austin Butler

as Hunter Calloway

Tony Hale

as Bob Collette

Reviews

Reno

**In yoga, you're right and they're wrong.** They have targeted two things in this film. Mocking yoga and attacking (film) critics. They knew the film wouldn't be good enough for film critics, so they used an indirect attempt to slam them. And for as yoga, martial arts would have been a better id...

Louisa Moore - Screen Zealots

I won’t sugar coat it: this movie is the very definition of bad. Just when I thought director Kevin Smith was starting to get his groove back, an utter piece of garbage like “Yoga Hosers” comes along. There are zero reasons for this movie to even exist. Don’t let anyone tell you this is “the fema...

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