This faux cautionary documentary features film clips and often humorous softcore reenactments of several notorious celebrity sex scandals from the golden age of Hollywood.

Roger Gentry
as Big Daddy

Myron Griffin
as Charlie Chaplin

Marland Proctor
as Wally Reid

Uschi Digard
as Party Guest / Marlene Dietrich

Maria Arnold
as Party Girl / Mistress / Nightclub Performer / Orgy Girl on Set

Ashley Phillips
as

Jane Allyson
as Girl at Arbuckle's Party / Whipped Girl

Nora Wieternik
as Girl at Party

Suzanne Fields
as Party Girl / Mildred Harris / Nightclub Patron

Bunny Bronstein
as