Kebab & Horoscope

A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.

Cast

Bartłomiej Topa

as 'Kebab'

Piotr Żurawski

as 'Horoskop'

Barbara Jonak

as Cashier

Tomasz Schuchardt

as Ex Fan

Justyna Wasilewska

as Intern

Marek Kalita

as Miłość matki stażystki

Dorota Kolak

as Intern's Mother

Janusz Michałowski

as 'Kortazar'

Andrzej Zieliński

as Boss

Matej Bobrik

as Facet z brzuchem

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