Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who venture off into the West Virginian wilderness in search of the "Tony Blair Witch" which may or may not be related to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

Tim Jahn
as Alexander Walker

Michael A. Martinez
as Tony Blair

Dominic Fantazzi
as Nigel

C. Alan Ploegsma
as Calan Fairbrain

Greg S. Campbell
as Gregory Wallin

David M. Wood
as Chief Redneck

George N. Thompson
as Redneck

Brian Klapstein
as Redneck

Joshua Thompson
as Young Hick

Chip Brookes
as Silly American