Bonditis, or the Horrible and Terrible Adventures of a Nearly Normal Human Being

His name is Born, Frank Born, and he suffers from an illness known as Bonditis!! In this very funny parody, Frank believes he is James Bond. His entire reality is shaped around this fantasy as he believes he has to save the world!

Cast

Gerd Baltus

as Frank Born

Marion Jacob

as Hata Sari

Christiane Rücker

as die Blondine

Herbert Weicker

as der Asket

Bella Neri

as Heidi

Henning Schlüter

as der Ringer

Peter Oehme

Albert Mol

as Der Weiche

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