The Art of Pain

A lazy painter learns that great art comes from pain as his life is ruined by a ninja.

Cast

Kiel Frieden

as extra (theater patron)

Marshall Bean

as Peppito

Lauren Ashley Bishop

as Sharon

Greg Brookens

as Nick

Danielle Brothers

as Martha Russell

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