The Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks 2

Rich and powerful Simon Qing has been schooled in the ways of sex by his virile father, but is still a virgin. That is, until he meets his first love Violetta who has fun with him all over his father’s estate. Their love does not last, so Simon embarks on a journey. Along the way he meets the comely nun Moon whom Simon deflowers and then marries. He then becomes enamored of Golden Lotus but she is married to dwarf Wu Da-Lang.

Cast

Oscar Lam Wai-Kin

as Simon Qing

Serina Hayakawa

as Lotus

Kaera Uehara

as Violetta / Pinky Li

Winnie Leung Man-Yee

as Plum

Hikaru Wakana

as Moon

Lee Kin-Yan

as Shaman

Tam Kon-Chung

as Hua Zi-xu

Samuel Leung Cheuk-Moon

as Bamboo

Frankie Ng Chi-Hung

as Wu Da-lang

Norman Tsui Siu-Keung

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