Never Been Thawed

A hilarious mockumentary about the delicious hobby of frozen food collecting and Christian rock band, The Christers. The film follows the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiast's Club as they plan their first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention.

Cast

Greg Behrendt

as Stan

Kent Voss

as Dan

Sean Anders

as Shawn

Andrea Anders

as Christian Band Slut

Shelly Frasier

as Shelly / TTY Operator

Mike Gordon

as Vince

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