Murder Can Hurt You!

A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal.

Cast

Victor Buono

as Chief Ironbottom

Tony Danza

as Pony Lambretta

Jamie Farr

as Studsky

John Byner

as Len 'Hatch' Hatchington

Gavin MacLeod

as Lt. Nojack

Buck Owens

as Sheriff Tim MacSkye

Connie Stevens

as Sgt. Salty Sanderson

Jimmie Walker

as Parks the Pusher

Burt Young

as Lt. Palumbo

Marty Allen

as Det. Starkos

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