Alvin is your average guy, except for the fact women find him irresistible and chase him everywhere. He tries to avoid them and get psychiatric help but gets used by the psychiatrists as a gigolo to treat other patients instead.

Graeme Blundell
as Alvin Purple

Abigail
as Girl in See-Through

Lynette Curran
as First Sugar Girl

Christine Amor
as Peggy

Dina Mann
as Shirley

Dennis Miller
as Mr. Horwood

Jill Forster
as Mrs. Horwood

Frederick Parslow
as Alvin's Father

Valerie Blake
as Alvin's Mother

Alan Finney
as Spike Dooley