Schneider vs. Bax

On his birthday, a hitman reluctantly takes on the easy task of killing a writer, only to find the job a lot more difficult than expected.

Cast

Tom Dewispelaere

as Schneider

Maria Kraakman

as Francisca

Alex van Warmerdam

as Ramon Bax

Pierre Bokma

as Bolek

Annet Malherbe

as Gina

Gene Bervoets

as Mertens

Loes Haverkort

as Lucy

Eva van de Wijdeven

as Nadine

Henri Garcin

as Gerard

Mike Reus

as Supervisor

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