Tooken

Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.

Cast

Lee Tergesen

as Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson

as Money Maker

Lauren Stamile

as Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant

as Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh

as Kim Millers

Cameron Van Hoy

as Jamie Dempsy

Margaret Cho

as Brown Finger

Akon

as Himself

Michael Blackson

as Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo

as Dalmat

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