Pat Riley, an obnoxious busybody of indeterminable sex, meets and falls in love with Chris, a sensitive, caring person also of indeterminable sex. Their relationship suffers because Pat's a lout, and cannot decide on a direction for their life. Meanwhile, Pat's neighbor Kyle falls further and further into obsession with Pat, fascinated by their indeterminate sexuality.

Julia Sweeney
as Pat Riley

Dave Foley
as Chris

Charles Rocket
as Kyle Jacobsen

Kathy Griffin
as Kathy Griffin

Julie Hayden
as Stacy Jacobsen

Timothy Stack
as Doctor

Mary Scheer
as Nurse

Beverly Leech
as Mrs. Riley

Kathy Najimy
as Tippy

Larry Hankin
as Postal Supervisor