True Memoirs of an International Assassin

After a publisher changes a writer's debut novel about a deadly assassin from fiction to nonfiction, the author finds himself thrust into the world of his lead character, and must take on the role of his character for his own survival.

Cast

Kevin James

as Sam Larson / Mason Carver

Kim Coates

as President Cueto

Maurice Compte

as Juan

Zulay Henao

as Rosa Bolivar

Andrew Howard

as Anton Masovich

Ron Rifkin

as Amos

Yul Vazquez

as Gen. Ruiz

P.J. Byrne

as Trent

Kelen Coleman

as Kylie Applebaum

Leonard Earl Howze

as Michael Cleveland

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