The Slammin' Salmon

The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

Cast

Michael Clarke Duncan

as Cleon Salmon

Jay Chandrasekhar

as Nuts

Kevin Heffernan

as Rich Parente

Steve Lemme

as Connor

Erik Stolhanske

as Guy

Paul Soter

as Dave / Donnie

Cobie Smulders

as Tara

Will Forte

as Horace the Lone Diner

Carla Gallo

as Stacy

April Bowlby

as Mia

Reviews

Gimly

Though not outright bad, _The Slammin’ Salmon_ is possessed of much less of their trademark timeless (and brainless) humour than the majority of Broken Lizards work. Instead, here they opt for gross out and cliche laughs, very few of which land. Even the the amazing cast additions of Michael Clarke ...

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