The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

Cast

Erin Brown

as Dildo Saggins

Darian Caine

as Horny

A.J. Khan

as Spam

Barbara Joyce

as Araporn

Michael R. Thomas

as Smirnof the Wizard

John Link

as Ballem

Anushka Garin

as Benadryl

Allanah Rhodes

as Hymen Torn

Suzi Lorraine

as Drusilla

Paige Richards

as Whorespank

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